What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 12:49

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
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Live and Let Die
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
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You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Ah so!”
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Why would a person always be so tired?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”She is very sexyful!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-All the bad guys are black.
Dr No
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service